Wednesday, 25 November 2009

Just when you'd think the inanity couldn't be topped.



In recent past, most of the news coming out of two mid-east Trinidad secondary schools have been distressing to the core, what with open warfare ---students against students and students against teachers. In the near furture, I shall be publishing an in-depth exposé that'll leave the reader stunned and agape, because, for far too long, the Ministry of Education, instead of tackling the issues head-on, has deliberately been sweeping things under the carpet where not only these two schools are concerned, offering to the gullible public all sort of inane excuses for its downright incompetence.

But, this latest tidbit, from no other than the Minister of Education herself, so confounded me ---I never believed that the Ministry's previous inanities could be topped--- that I'm forced to offer brief comment afore my opus is complete. Hear this, from the captioned Newsday article:
"According to the minister, research has shown that a main contributor to school violence was after-school traffic along the Eastern Main Road."

Her words, not mine, as to why, suddenly, violence amongst schoolchildren has escalated. Yes! The traffic along the Eastern Main Road causes schoolchildren in Chaguanas, Carapichaima and Pleasantville to attack and maim one another once school is done! Her words, not mine!

Like I said, I'll hold further comment for my unfinished opus on the "school violence" topic.

Wappen, Express? Yall fraid owot?



The gall and disjoint of our elected/selected public officials never ceases to amaze! Listen to this, that was reported in the captioned Trinidad Express article on November 25, 2009:
"Noting that there was some controversy over the decision to include decision-makers in the priority groups (to receive the H1N1 vaccine, of which, for a population of 1,300,000, only 70,000 doses have been ordered), one MP yesterday said: ’It amazes me how people could make an issue over nothing. There are 70,000 vaccines and less that 100 MPs,’ the MP stated."

Wappen, Express? Yall fraid owot? Why yall didn't call his/her name so we coulda deal with him/her in the most fitting manner when the appropriate time came?

Monday, 23 November 2009

The P.N. symbol at TSTT and I.

Went to TSTT, Park Street, Port of Spain, today, to sort out a bill, what else? And came upon this "fire drill" sign in the lobby, stuck on a column next to the Information Booth:


Notice what it says, right above "EMERGENCY NUMBERS"?
P.N. THE ELEVATOR MUST NOT BE USED IN EMERGENCY EVACUATION.
"P.N. THE ELEVATOR??? P.N. THE ELEVATOR???" I kept asking myself.

"Could anyone tell me what is a 'P.N. THE ELEVATOR'?" eventually I pondered aloud, since, for the life of me, I couldn't help thinking "P.N. THE ELEVATOR" was some special-purpose lifting device that must be avoided at all costs, were some crisis to arise within the building.

"Oh! The 'P.N.' means 'Please Note!', sir!" promptly, pleasantly replied a member of TSTT's Customer Service staff.

"Oh!", simply, I replied, silently musing that this had to be some yet-to-be-made-public TSTT lingo for "N.B.:"

P.N. Then quickly I concluded my business and left.

Anybody know what they does do with they salary?

Both the HOS [pronounced "hoss"] and the HOG of Trinidad and Tobago are beneficiaries of handsome remuneration packages entirely footed by us, the people, ent? What? You don't know what HOS and HOG are? Ah chuts man! HOS is Head of State, so go figure what HOG is! Now! Can I move on?

Rightoh!

As I was saying, HOS and HOG are well-paid. They each receive a monthly paycheck, courtesy us. My question is: "Anybody know what they does do with they salary?"

I ask that because I want to know if they does have to buy they own food, pay they own doctor bills, buy gas for they own car, if they have any, pay they own cable and phone bill, pay the fella to cut the grass in the yard or some unfortunate piper to give we a hand with some odd-job around the house; and expenses of the general sort that you and I does catch we nennen every day to meet.

And, what about personal, private travel, at home or abroad, whether for holiday or medical reasons? They does use they salary or personal savings to do that? Or, does the Treasury have to meet all them expenses?

If is the Treasury what paying for all them things, then what the hell we paying them a salary for? Anybody could tell me? Is better we agree to cover all they expenses and when they leave office, then to give them a lifetime pension or something.

At very least, the detailed breakdown of what any HOS or HOG does do with they humongous salary and of what, separate from that, the Treasury does foot concerning their toing and froing should be public information, as, that way and that way alone, we go know if they dealing stright-up with we, or instead taking we for an additional ride, a real expensive one.

All the same, perplexed as I am over this, I not holding mih breath for no prompt answer, for if they doh care bout parliamentary questions, who is me?

I gone!

Oh! By the way! Just in case you didn't figure it out, HOS = Head Of State = The President and HOG = Head Of Government = The Prime Minister.

Inshan Ishmael gravely ill!

DEVELOPING STORY:

Kilkaytay has just learnt that well-known Bamboo Settlement No. 2-based community organizer, Inshan Ishmael, has fallen gravely ill and is being flown out of Trinidad and Tobago to get urgent medical attention in North America.


A reliable source close to the Ishmael family has advised that Inshan who suffers from heart problems, has been under constant doctor's care, but, for a while, for some strange reason, he had abruptly stopped taking doctor-prescribed daily medication. The source explained that, as a result, "his entire face has become swollen like a balloon".

Ishmael is best-known as the owner of the Islamic Broadcast Network, where he hosts a popular talk show, “Breaking Barriers”. He shot into the limelight with an historic court action against the State of Trinidad and Tobago for naming the nation’s highest award "the Trinity Cross". In January 2007 he again received national attention when he was arrested under the Anti-Terrorism Act (2005) but charged the next day for printing flyers without his name and address on them. During his time in police custody, he was strip-searched and made to squat as police officers probed up his rear looking for hidden weapons.

Up to as recently as November 14th 2009, he participated at the forefront of the Axe The Tax Rally at Woodford Square, Port of Spain, an event he and his television station helped co-ordinate. It not known whether he was present at the same venue for last Sunday's People's Democracy Rally against the policies of the Patrick Manning-led government.

UPDATE (Nov. 24, 2009, 0949HRS):
Explanatory email from breakingbarriers@gmail.com:
I  would like to state that I am in good health and it is not as bad as this report states...I had a minor clot on a muscle and it was operated on with minor surgery..Swelling was expected and now it has been reduced by about 90%...last night I want to the restaurant and eat meh belly full and most of today will be spent spending time with family... I want to thank all those who called and sent their love and concern and anyone who wish to contact me can do so on my cell @ 684-4762....Apparently the person who gave this information should have reported from facts which unfortunately do not exist in many cases...( I wonder if Patrick planning a party because of this report now boy?)
Inshan Ishmael
To which Kilkaytay responds:
Maashallah!

Sunday, 22 November 2009

Narace and dem lying to us bout the Swine Flu!


We don't really need Minister Gary Hunt's unfortunate circumstance ---with his wife's health--- to confirm that disease control and prevention expertise and technology is far superior in the USA than in Trinbago. Nor, too, to tell us that whatever picture of national health is painted in the USA is far superior to what obtains in Trinbago ---else so many of us who could afford would not flee north to seek medical attention at the slightest sign of worry, ent?

Thus it was that, thoroughly disgusted with the sudden announcement that "the elite" would get first preference when H1N1 vaccine doses start sharing, I found it prudent to see whether in the latest news from the outside something other than the virus had mutated to catalyze such a callous shift.

Sadly, not gladly, I hit paydirt.

The USA federal agency known as the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), on November 20th last, put out a revised report on the status of H1N1 which shows that there has been a four hundred percent jump from what had been before reported.

Indeed, the CDC has now concluded that between April 2009 ---when the first case of Swine Flu was reported--- and October 2009, some twenty-two million persons have been infected, of which figure, three thousand, nine hundred have been killed by the disease! The CDC-revised figures clearly suggest that Swine Flu, in the USA, has been increasing at a rate faster than that seen for any type of influenza since the 1950s.

The new mind-boggling statistics were caused, not by the virus becoming more, well, um, virulent, rather by the CDC's sudden realization that its previous methodologies of evaluating H1N1's progress was totaly wrong, for it was basing its extrapolations, thus its response to the problem, on laboratory-confirmed cases, even though the CDC itself knew that most persons who come down with the flu never seek professional treatment and, even of those that do, not that many get tested to see what sort of flu they have! Amazing, ent? (See: http://www.cdc.gov/h1n1flu/estimates_2009_h1n1.htm)

Turning inwards to Trinidad and Tobago (TT) then, what can we say of TT's true state of Swine Flu affairs? Well, seeing as we cannot trust the local authorities to give us accurate info on anything, heck! to give us any info at all, it makes sense to judge from what obatins in the USA to get some insight into what's going down down here in TT, ent? Makes sense, too, for, always, RES IPSA LOQUITOR.

At the outset I'd mentioned that the quality of healthcare available and practiced in the USA is far superior to what obtains in TT, remember? Therefore, in analyzing the TT Swine Flu scenario, one must factor in that difference, which, for this exercise, I've assessed the TT healthcare situation to be thirty percent of what exists in the USA. Hence, from the latest CDC figures, we can conjecture as follows:


Like I said, "RES IPSA LOQUITOR!" Now I understand why the elite feels they who comprise it have the inherent right to be first in the come-get-yuh-vaccine line. I hope that also you do and that, sooner, rather than later, you and I would unite to do something about it.

Meantime, God help us!

Saturday, 21 November 2009

CHOGM Youth Forum? Youth?

I was just looking at the CNC3 7pm news ---Saturday Nov 21, 2009--- when up came its clip of the same day's Tobago-held CHOGM Youth Forum and, guess what? Not a single youth was featured! Only adults prattling ---the Commonwealth Youth Affairs Secretary, who looked 50ish; the Trinbago Minister of Youth Affairs, Gary Hunt, who's pushing towards 40; and the Tobago House of Assembly Chief Secretary, Orville London, who must be in his mid 60s. What a thing! What a thing!

By the way, Minister Hunt must have been in his element, for there was a massive parade of flag-bearing youths during the cultural presentation part of the day's programme! :-)

Leff Narace and dem wid de H1N1 vaccine!

To: All Who Oppose.



The Newsday reports that:
"Phase one of the roll out of the influenza A H1N1 pandemic vaccines will begin next week and among the first to receive will be “essential decision makers” comprising parliamentarians, members of the judiciary, including judges, “captains of industry, key non-governmental organisations (and) people in the media”. "


THE CONCERN:

It's unconscionable that the elite of Trinidad and Tobago (TT) society be given first shot [pun intended] at getting the H1N1 vaccine! As Raul mentioned, that's akin to the pilot of a commercial passenger airline being accorded a parachute while the passengers get none! To which I add, "And further akin to saying that, on this sinking ship, the captain and crew are the first to the lifeboats and the devil take the hindmost!"

THE REASONING:
It's our view that the TT persons to be given first bite at the cherry must be the ones who most have need of it ---something which can easily be determined by analyzing where the incidences of the flu occurred!

THE RECOMMENDATION:

It would be great therapy for their political career if all opposition Members of Parliament would openly declare that they would not be joining the come-get-yuh-vaccine waiting line at its head and, simultaneously, openly call upon all politicians who like to profess how much they love their country to stand with them in making such a point. The devil will definitely take the hindmost of those who refuse to heed such a call and, if the devil doesn't, then, regarding them, I pray what David prayed in Psalm 109:8:
"Let his days be few; Let another take his office!"
God bless!

La Trinity.

 Courtesy cotecicotela! Enjoy!




Sunday, 15 November 2009

The answer is blowing in the breeze.


"...Upon checks, it was confirmed that both (Mayor Murchison) Brown’s and (President Max) Richards’ pictures were missing and the only picture left on the wall was the portrait of Prime Minister Patrick Manning..."

If Murchie would just breeze across the street from his City Hall office and have a chat with anyone waiting in line at noted pawnbrokers, Maraj Bros., they'd readily explain why ---that fences don't accept pledges on things of no value.

lol

The Unit Trust gives mortgages?


The following paraphrases what the captioned article highlights, in its paragraphs 30 and 31:
"The refusal of Angostura corporate secretary, Kirk Nancoo, to discuss the sale of the 10 Ravewing shares, raises more questions than it provides answers, given the fact that Ravenwing, a family-owned Patel company, is the beneficial owner of a Tobago Plantations villa, Lot No 129, which is secured by a $6 million mortgage held by the Unit Trust Corporation."

and invites these questions:
  1. The Unit Trust Corporation lends money on mortgage?
  2. Since when? And,
  3. by what authority?

Friday, 13 November 2009

Things that have me troubled: Criminal Record.


Over the years, one of the things that have troubled me is the penchant of Trinidad and Tobago criminal court prosecutors to disclose the past record of the criminally-accused during their trial before the court pronounces on their guilt: surely such information is only relevant after conviction, if any, is made, the better to guide as to the most appropriate sentence. In any event, isn't it that the rule requires only the facts pertaining to the instant charge to be led as evidence? Thus, when divulged before conviction, such information will skew a court's judgement towards being biased against the defendant; ent?

True cost of looking for a Police Commissioner.


Well! Well!

It's gonna cost $4.6m to search for a new Police Commissioner of Trinidad and Tobago (T&T)! Wow!

If the Penn State University exercise is successful, T&T, at long last, will have a Police Commissioner who, more than likely, will serve for not more than five years.

Were that to be the case, then, in addition to his/her salary and perks, Trinidad and Tobago would have spent $76,666.67/per month for the services of such Top Cop, for the $4.6m search fee is akin to a capital cost, therefore must be written-off during the useful life of the acquired asset.

The figure would be more mind-boggling, if, in the end, it's learnt that the currency of the above transaction is USD not TTD!

When the reader's breath returns, it'd be good to hear what the remuneration package of a T&T Police Commissioner is.

Why always 'im butting in so?



Funny, but was always under the impression that the line Minister for such things would be the Minister of National Security and or the Minister of Health ---they are the ones clearly identified in the soon-to-be-proclaimed Motor Vehicle and Road Traffic Amendment Bill 2007 as having the material say (http://ttparliament.org/legislations/a2007-19.pdf)--- and or ---for obvious reasons--- the Attorney General?

Strange, then, to see the Minister of Works and Transport on the frontlines with this detailed announcement regarding the soon-to-come breathalyser business. So! Again, of Colm, the question: "Why always 'im butting in so?"

Bwana Manning!


When someone agitatedly telephoned me to say that Trinbago could, at last, exhale, for "It just come over the news dat Bwana Manning was dead!", I quickly admonished someone that it's always wise to read/listen/observe carefully before drawing conclusions, since the Bwana of which the newsflash spoke was not the Bwana manning the ship.